You Are a Turtle
|Swim over here my little baybeh turtles... I am going to tell you a story.|
How many of you are on it?
I’M FINALLY GOING TO SEE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY TODAY!!
I thought I would wear my cat hoodie as it’s the closest thing I have to a raccoon.
have you ever seen a chicken strip
IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS PERFECT YOU’RE WRONG AND YOU NEED TO RETHINK EVERY LIFE DECISION YOU’VE EVER MADE
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and...